Igor
writes to

   


Marie-Antoinette

     
   

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    Dear Madame,

I'm sorry for my english... I hope you can forgive my spelling mistakes (and anyway, my english is much better than my French).
 
Let me ask you a question:  why do you think His Majesty the King took so long before accomplishing his marital rights? Could it be because of his strict religious education? Or because of the fact that you are from Austria? Maybe they told him many bad things about Austrian people?  Maybe his aunts warned him about You? Or was he suffering from phimosis?
 
I think it could better if I directly asked His Majesty the King, but I wanted to hear your opinion.
Thanks for your time.

Your very humble servant,

Igor



Dear Igor,

This matter is very delicate.  My husband the King had a physical problem that kept him from accomplishing his marital rights.  That situation made him feel really bad about himself too.  Both these facts did not help him at all.  My brother, Emperor Joseph, helped him with this problem.  And fortunately, after his visit, all problems were solved and we were able to have our beautiful children.   I miss them so much!

Please don’t hesitate to write again.

Marie-Antoinette